Time Travel for Dummies - Chapter One

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CHAPTER  ONE.

Markus and Jack are nerds and best of friends, with parents that are over protective softening every hard landing, from childbirth doted over and attended to their every need, they look upon themselves as princes, for the smallest achievements and milestones celebrated, as if it were Christmas all year around. Unfortunately that is not how classmates feel at Bucky high school, the pair are bullied relentlessly, physically and mentally tortured, on one occasion an arch nemeses plays a practical joke, locking them in the swimming pool room, cutting off all forms of communications. Freezing, they wrapped themselves with garbage bags and cellophane, and blamed each other’s parents for the bad turn of events, it was a pity party filled with high emotions of every kind, to which catching any sleep was in possible, after awhile Markus and Jack settled down, and began cracking jokes. Imitating the bullies was the only thing they could do…until morning.

The walk of shame, came quickly as expected, prompting students to remark what a “wonderful gay couple they were.” snickering and laughing at their expense which lead to the nick name, “Ropey and Shorty” this event cemented all their years of frustration.  

They began to imagine a great battle slaying the enemy and lighten the center of its strong hold (court yard) on fire with one exhaled breath, only one problem, Tracy the ring leader and co conspirators are all teenage girls… and quickly their fantasy would warp into a make out session!

The once all female private school had recently opened its doors to male students, turned otherwise seemingly good natured girls froth with anger, and worsened by raging hormones.

Jack and Markus had been a part of a transition program three years earlier, and thought finally, backup would arrive, they were mistaken, their ideas for paybacks was doomed to fail like a popped balloon free falling.

Their nightmare bullies now also filled with testosterone.

They yearned to be like the other cool kids, if only they could go back into time, after watching a time traveling documentary, by professor John (nerdy guy) Cenora, did the idea took hold, soon after they began to build their own time machine, both for different reasons. Jack who has an opportunity to kissed the girl next door of his dreams is dashed, his moment ruined, wants a re-due, while Markus wishes he could warn Jenny not to date that guy who knocked her up and went missing after he learned of her pregnancy. After many nights and hard work the duo made such a racket, all the machines clanging and drilling, peak Toby’s curiosity, a next-door neighbor, and paid them a visit. They were reluctant to say what they were up to, but they were no match, a psychology major Toby tricked them into it . . . “I hate it when you do that!” Markus said.

Jacked was amused, “Well since you’re here you might as well make yourself useful.”

 “Well if you don’t unwire THAT you’ll electrocute yourself.” Toby said.

After a little fadangaling, finally a breakthrough, it is a celebration short lived. The whole neighborhood power lines fried beyond repair. The town suffers a two day black out. After graduation the pair went their separate ways, Jack is career focused and quickly puts his science medicine degree to work at Murk, and Genetico lab, excelling beyond his wildest dreams. His personal life is also going accordently to plan, and he meets a gorgeous tall blonde woman, his future wife Lisa, while Markus on the other hand flunks. His marriage falters and career is in ruins, being a doctor truly is not his calling; regularly he bungles his patient’s charts and on one occasion gave an unneeded prostate examination to an elderly man, which makes headlines in the little town of Marabou, Rode Island. After his parent’s death, both from a car accident, who were distinguished doctors in their field, he is now free to pursue his childhood passion, mathematics and science engineer. Shortly after the burial, he revisits his old invention while cleaning out his parent’s garage. intrigued he brushes up on his skills and concludes with today’s technology I could carry out a proper experiment, however, from prior lawsuits he is depleted of any funds, to top it off making matters worse, after finding out his inheritances was given to Bill and Melinda Gates and Warren buffets foundation, he realizes he needs a financer. Begrudgingly he calls upon his old friend Jack, who agrees to help. Surprising they walk spate paths

Now that the invention has some capital, Markus and Jack made a list of what they needed and stopped by Home Depot, picking up supplies, buying only the best. When it was time to check out, a beautiful female cashier wearing a mini shirt in six inch high heels filled out her blouse with double D’s hypnotized Jack and Markus, like two little kids in a candy store and immediately switched waiting lines and began to brag at what they were up to…in order to impress her.

Markus straight up busted Jacks chops your fiancée is gonna love this look on you as he puts a wielding mask onto his face and began walking with his arms straight out like Frankenstein.

“Oh, that’s so cold.” Jack replied.

Back home at Markus place the pieces were assembled . . . rearranged . . . reassemble again, like a puzzle piece, after a bit of soldering and reconnecting jack needed a light and sound source with much more control and finds the perfect app and uploaded to all his old cell phones, mounting it at the top and bottom base, when suddenly the bell ranged. “Come on in Toby your just in time.” Markus said.

 “What I’m I in time for?” He asked.

“We are about see if our experiment works.”

“Oh yeah, what is it?” said Toby.

“We decided to give that experiment we did as kids another try.”

“You’re not serious…remember what happen last time?”

Holding a wrench in his hand, “We think we solved it.” Markus replied.

A Worried look came upon his face, “Don’t do it,” urgently he said, “you’ll make it worse.”

“Don’t worry we got this.”

“No, no you really understand I’ve been living though time loops since then, it turned my life upside down.”

Markus abruptly let out a big laugh, “Then the experiment worked, disastrously . . .  yea . . . yeah right.”

“Listen step out of the way.” Jack said.

Markus pointed to his digital time machine and said “Hey Toby that’s not possible, this machine has been turned off since that day.”

“WHAT…. your parents told me they threw it away.”

“Nope” as he stretches his back, “I fished it out the garbage.” Markus replied.

“But look after the experiment, when you two went up stairs for dinner. I was playing with it, and a portal opened.”

“Hah… you’re shitting us?” Jack said.

“No lie, every year, I’ll go through a couple of different time loops, do you know many times I’ve been electrocuted?”

“Wow… I think that day your brain got scrambled.” Markus proclaimed.

Toby raises his voice, “listen man, am telling you the truth!” he takes a deep breath, “I wouldn’t lie about this.”

“You come walking in here making all these claims…what do you expect for us to believe?” Markus said.

Frustrated, Toby blurted, “me that’s who, I’m the one who got fucking burn by this shit!”

“Okay, okay man, come down.” Markus said.

YEAH, but you have to get out of the way too.” Jack said.

Toby refused and a tug between the two began.

“Woo, woo careful I paid 500 hundred dollar for my apple phone!” In the middle of the struggle his phones are kicked and crushed, “oh nooooooooooo,” suddenly Jack then jumped on Toby back letting out a loud screech.

In the mayhem the trio fell onto the floor flopping around like beach whales, and pulling each other back and forth, like crabs and lobsters in a bucket. Jack was finally close enough to flip the switch, he was filled with brim and confidence, but once again another blow out, this time taken half of Rode Island state, what followed next, a sound wave vibration that came in waves shattering windows for miles… met by a low pitch sound.

Left in the dark Toby said: “huh, looks like old times again . . . fellas.”

Senator Bernie Sanders takes a news conference and rips out a big one in the middle of his interview, he shards his pants. Apparently he could not get his meds on time because of the black out.

The trio realized they needed software that could control lights and sounds.

Shortly later, the government confiscates their invention, and forces the them to work on their project, called Time Zoom.

They are brief by general Novak a small skinny non-imposing, man. Their new job is to send back test dummies into the past, their instructions are to expand the time line as far back as possible, and to test them before and after all experiments.

“Shit these dummies keep coming back burnt up.” As the heads would fall off onto their hands and the back of the seats, smoke would bellow out the top from is cores center was the most damaged found.

In other experiments, two dummies appear to be kissing one another, their lips fused and the others in a humped position, with their pelvis and butt fused together, Toby could not help but laugh.

 While Jack stood shrugging his shoulder, extending out his arms forward, “what the fuck… Okay now we’re being fucked with.”

All across the wall inside the lab are damaged dummies, as they walk to get a fresh dummy they compare each other to one another.   “Well that’s a kiss you don’t want?” Toby said.

Back at the labs mess hall Toby is told by a top scientist why he was experiencing time loops, “You see…your brain waves are lagging in the pass, causing alter perception in real dimension, basically the experiment ripped into your DNA, causing dimension instability.” Then he took a sip from his cup of coffee.

“How can I make it stop?” Toby says.

“Well you could take stem cells.” The doctor replied.

“And that’s all it would take?”

“It could… but I have no evidence, and there’s no known cure.”

“Do you have any?”

“No” he says, as he sat their eating his morning donut, “but I just want to say, there is a chance you might be susceptible regardless, and the experiment long ago just may have heightening your perception or gift.”

Toby put his hand on the table quickly and said: “This ant no gift... man”

The doctor could see Toby under stress and added “I could run some testes on you later today, to really see what’s really going on?

Relived Toby jumped at the chance, “Yes please.”

Jack and Markus joined Toby and his new friend.

“They were there the second time.” Toby said.

“Howda you feel guys, experiencing any time loops like Toby has?”

“No time loops ...for sure.” Markus replied.

“Yeah.” Jack agree.

“Well every day we have to do a battery of tests before and after all experiments”

“And then what?” Toby said.

“Afterwards you can get out of here.”

In the bathroom stall. Doctor 2. poor bastards I hear they don’t make it, I hear In the future they all die during the Trimmi tram experiment.

 Doctor 1. Gee whiz, why are you telling me this, their my patients.

Doctor 2. save off the Trimmi tram experiment till the end, this way will get more data.”

Doctor 1. what’s the use when its doomed.

Doctor 2. at least we’ll have more data and we’ll be closer to our objective.”

As they leave the bathroom, Toby and Jack busted out the stall doors discovering the bad news had made them sick to their stomach.

“We can’t stay here.” Toby said.

“Shit! Wer . . . wer  . . . we’re just another causality of discovery.”

This conversation led them to realize they always had the solution, if only they had better communicated in the pass with another, their machine would have worked in the way they had dreamt of. . .

When they reached success and celebrated their momentous achievement immediately their project is pulled from underneath them, their dreams to change their own childhood history, is now just a wish again.

Time traveling wouldn’t be enough said Markus, Jack replied actually at this moment it can, he tells Markus for the past five years he has work on a top secret project, that could make and an old person young again with a simple injection.

The problem is, they must give themselves an antidote injection, in less than three days, if not they will re-due their teen years all over again, and as time goes on loose all of their former memories.

Markus is struck with amazement . . . their new hatched plan, would have them pretend to be crash test dummies, and give themselves this magical elixir. In addition, dress as door salesperson, in an attempt kidnap and sedate their former selves, to regain control of a long ago lost youth, was within grasp. What had not been anticipated, the two boys would put up a valiant fight . . . Jack is kicked in the testicles, as he falls down to his knees, he shouts!, “You are so not going to have kids in your future!" it took awhile to fully grab a firm handle of it. Hidden them in the basement and attic was time consuming and exhausting, out of breath, Jack laid on his old bed while Markus administered the stolen serum and on himself. During this process, the parents came home to make love, Jack stuffs his ears with toilet paper, but Markus is curious and takes a closer look, that could have almost led to their discovery when he found his own father with Jacks mother having an affair for many years . . . Markus is forced to jump into Jacks closet, he sees a naked blow up doll. He starts cursing under his breath, angry at his situation he finds himself, he waited  for some time for their parents to head back to work . . . and quickly made an exit.

 “What the hell I just saw your doll.” Jack let out a huge laugh, and came out from hidden under his bed, “I didn’t know you were gay.” He said.

“I’m not… But why do you have this in your closet?” he asked.

“Because, that’s where secrets belong.” Jack replied.

“How come as kids you didn’t tell me you were that way?”

I’m not, I’m just curious, and always have been.” Jack replied.

“You should have told me.”

“Well, look at the times we live, would you have really been supportive?”

“I would have kept your secret.” Markus replied.

“Well now you know.”

Markus pointed, “Holy shit you got teenage size legs!”

Jack takes a second look in the mirror, “wow my legs are teenagers again and my face is like when I was in my twenties, the process is happening to fast.”

“Well then… It’s more effective.” Markus said.

Jack looked inside his pants waist, to discover his unsettle parts of his body, “oh no my penis” whining “is smaller too.”

“Well what did you expect it comes with the territory.”  Markus said.

Jack began to giggle, “Holy shit, looks at yourself your arms are like T. Recs.”

He turns to the mirror, “I know, it’s so weird let me check, as he check his penis he realize he too is affected, they both jump up for joy…for their new found youth.

. . .  The next two days they had a blast, and decided to do a little pay back, using hot females to lure former classmates into a hot tub, and spiking their drinks. After they passed out, the beaflu’z posed them in compromising positions, while Jack took pictures with his cell phone.

The girls commented on how small the camera is and where they could get one, Markus jokingly said; in the future everyone will have one, you can even pick one up at the post office.  Later back in their bedrooms Jack realizes their cell phone does not work properly.

 “Why doesn’t are smart phone work?” he said.

“Hello . . . Because its 1989. . . Stupid!” Markus replied.

They discovered the data file type and the import had not been invented yet . . . so a Polaroid camera was used to take a shot of their cell phone screens.

However, the cell phone calls and pictures, tipped off TTA the Time Traveling Technology Agency, and the next day, agents try to apprehend Markus and Jack instead the whole school gave them a terrible time at their expense, and are forced to call in team B. With harsher measures, would lock down Buckmen (Bucky) high school with an anti gravity technology that freezes a person, locked in position, and knocks them unconscious, Jack and Markus, got away from this frozen wave and realized the pool in the basement was the only safe place.

Just when they thought they were finished their classmate Jo Fungi nick name Jokey Funny, stuck his neck out and is turned into a forty-year-old man, dragged away, he shouts, “Mark and Jack find the source and pee on it!”

Students cried, “There turning students old!” while other kids hid in the gym locker room.

A cool looking student name Max blurted, “Why would these bastards want us old?” He paused for a moment, “I thought children were the future.”

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